I hate veggies. Seriously, I do. Well, let me just summarize the veggies I eat and how I eat them:
Tomatoes - I only eat them raw in salsa. I hate them in salads, detest them on a hot burger, but love ketchup. I love them stewed as part of veggie soup.
Corn - I only eat corn in veggie soup.
Carrots - I hate them raw, and typically only eat them in veggie soup.
Celery - Ha! Fat chance you'd ever get that crap past the hangy ball in the roof of my mouth.
Broccoli - See the Celery above
Peas - See the Celery above
Cauliflower - Ick!
Cucumbers - Eeew
Lettuce - Love! But only with salad dressing :{
Cabbage - Nope. Never. Ugh. Ick
You see where this is going, right?
I have always wished that I could love veggies. Heck, if I had it my way, I'd be a veggie fanatic, and I'd just gobble down those little soil-dwellers in a minute. But no, my middle name is "Carb".
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